Today at work I had an awkward experience with a parent. I was standing watching the kids during dismissal, waiting for the upper elementary teachers to come out so I could go inside. I don't normally go outside on Mondays. While I was out, one of the parents in a car called me over to her car. At which point the conversation goes as follows:
"Have you always been stick thin?"
Me-"Yes"
"Well in that case, Congratulations and when are you due?"
Me-"Um, I'm not pregnant."
"Are you sure?"
Me-Pretty sure.
"Well normally I don't ask unless I know for sure."
Me-(I look down-yup still pretty skinny) "As far as I know, I'm not."
"Oh well that's a little awkward, I hope I haven't offended you."
Me-(thinking-awkward duh! You just called me fat!) "No, I'm fine."
"How old are you?"
Me-27
"Oh you're almost 30. Your metabolism must be slowing down."
Me-(Dude she's saying I'm fat without saying it) "Yeah must be."
So I went back to my classroom and told the other teachers. They were all like, "she said what to you? I can't believe that! You're still super skinny."
Um yeah strange. So I went and weighed myself for giggles. I have gained 3 pounds since graduating college. That's 3 pounds in 4 years, sounds pretty good to me.
So why did this lady think I was pregnant? My only idea is that I often stand with my stomach sticking out. It's kind of my way of balancing. I've done it forever.